Ah yes, the bread and butter of this marinara banquet. Perfect

for the broke wage slaves looking for salvation on a budget, this tier keeps it basic but blessed. FSM’s Noodly Presence shines through each piece. 

Don’t sleep on these, Anon. Even the Regulars come with a little marinara blessing in the form of a small token reward for early adopters. Check out the early adopter program if you’re not too busy doom scrolling /r9k or simping for e-thots. Owning one of these won’t make you a Chad, but it’s your first step toward marinara enlightenment. Get one, or eat shit. rAmen.