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What is PASTA?
PASTA is a decentralized initiative inspired by the wisdom of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), uniting communities in a shared passion for knowledge, creativity, and humor.
At its core, PASTA is more than just a cryptocurrency—it’s a movement to preserve and share humanity’s greatest achievements through Web3 technology. From ancient scientific texts to the printing press, from Renaissance masterpieces to modern digital art, humanity has always sought innovative ways to capture and spread ideas. PASTA represents the next step in this journey, blending science, history, and art to inspire a new generation through the lens of humor and entertaining storytelling. We believe the FSM has had a noodly appendage in every human milestone, playfully guiding us through history—from the discovery of fire to the laws of gravity—adding a lighthearted narrative to our educational mission.
Our mission is to popularize science by weaving it with history and art, leveraging the possibilities of Web3. $PASTA, the token at the heart of our project, aims to reach a market cap that will enable the creation of a fund dedicated to supporting young science communicators. Alongside our NFT collection, we strive to make science both accessible and meaningful for the youth, offering educational content that sparks curiosity and fosters a lifelong love for learning through humorous and engaging stories. Together, $PASTA and our NFTs form a platform where knowledge meets creativity, ensuring science remains a vibrant and fun part of future generations.
While we draw inspiration from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and admire the visionary work of Bobby Henderson, we are not affiliated with him. We honor his legacy as a pioneer of satirical thought, and we aspire to carry forward his spirit of curiosity and humor in our quest to advance science education. rAmen.
The Holy Trinity of Sauce and Chaos
The Holy NFTs
Rare, saucy, and blessed by FSM Himself. A collection that rewrites history and rewardsthe chosen ones.
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The Divine Coin (PASTA)
Not just another memecoin. This is THE sacred token of degeneracy and faith.
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Community: The Noodly Horde
A band of degens, believers, and pasta enthusiasts shaping the future of blockchain absurdity.
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Who’s cooking?
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Meet the $PASTA Team – The Nerds Behind the Noodles
We’re $PASTA, a project born on the Solana blockchain, blending memes, marinara, and a mission too tasty to ignore. At the helm? Two self-confessed geeks who’d rather nerd out over equations than flex crypto cliches.
We’re a fully doxxed duo: Anthony, a political science PhD who overanalyzes everything (except maybe the sauce recipe), and Friedrich, a trained physician who’s diagnosed this project as “delightfully unhinged.” Typical crypto bros? Nope. You’re more likely to catch us debating alien linguistics than popping champagne. We’re often live on Telegram video calls—swing by, say hi, and meet the faces stirring this pot.
Our NFT collection pays homage to the Flying Spaghetti Monster—history’s sassiest creator. These aren’t just pixels; they’re our love letter to satire and smarts. But $PASTA’s more than a meme coin. Our big, geeky dream? To fuel a foundation that backs young science communicators and artists. We want to empower a new wave of creators—think witty YouTubers, Web3-savvy artists, and myth-busting podcasters—using humor to spread knowledge and reason. Because if Pastafarian silliness can fund real enlightenment, we’re pasta-tively all in.
So, if you’re tired of dull crypto reruns, join us for a spill of spaghetti-fueled fun. We don’t take ourselves too seriously (our spreadsheets, maybe), but we’re dead serious about cooking up something special.
With sauce, science, and a dash of absurdity,
Anthony & Friedrich
The Pastachain Crew
Sailingmap to Saucy Glory: FSM Token’s Noodly Path to the Uranus and Beyond
🌕🚀Exiting Moonshot
A limited edition NFT collection, featuring FSM majestically flying off the moon and into the cosmic void.
🎯Marketcap: $1 Million
We’re launching a new wave of 384 NFTs (out of a total 1024) and rolling out a staking program for all NFT holders!
60% of the profits from these NFT sales will be reinvested into $PASTA to drive up the token’s price and fund our staking mechanism. Once 10% of the NFTs are sold, this mechanism will activate, delivering an automatic $PASTA airdrop to everyone holding our NFTs—rewarding our community for their support.
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🎯Marketcap: $5 Million
We’re dropping a fresh wave of 256 NFTs (out of a total 1024), adding more epic designs to our collection! Our staking program is already rolling, rewarding all NFT holders with automatic $PASTA airdrops.
60% of the profits from these NFT sales will again be reinvested into $PASTA, boosting the token’s price and powering our staking mechanism to keep those rewards flowing for our community.
And that’s not all—show your Pastafarian spirit with our print-on-demand merch! From saucy t-shirts to divine mugs featuring His Noodly Glory, you can wear your love for the sauce wherever you go.
🎯Marketcap: $10 Million
We’re minting the final 256 NFTs, completing our epic 1024-piece collection! Our staking program continues to reward all NFT holders with automatic $PASTA airdrops, keeping the momentum strong.
60% of the profits from these NFT sales will again be reinvested into $PASTA, driving the token’s price higher and fueling our staking mechanism to deliver even more value to our community.
We’re also thrilled to launch an illustrated book featuring expanded stories from our NFT collection’s scientific dailies. With a humorous twist, it dives into humanity’s greatest discoveries, artistic breakthroughs, and pivotal historical moments. The electronic version will be available for purchase with $PASTA, with all proceeds reserved to fund our Fund for Young Science Communicators—the next big step for our project’s mission.
🔬 Marketcap: $20 Million – FSM Science Communicator Fund
💡 Funding Young Science Communicators to Popularize Real Knowledge in Web3 and Beyond
At $20M market cap, FSM launches a fund to support young science communicators (under 24 years old) who create high-quality, engaging content that explains science, blockchain, and critical thinking.
Who qualifies?
- Aspiring YouTubers, TikTokers, bloggers, and podcasters under 24 years old who focus on science and Web3 education.
- Content that debunks misinformation and promotes rational, scientific thinking.
- Young creators who want to inspire others to explore science and blockchain.
How it works?
- Applicants submit their video/blog/podcast idea for funding.
- The community votes on the best submissions.
- Approved projects receive funding in $PASTA or USDC to help them create their content.
Sustained Funding Model:
- 50% of the profits from FSM merchandise sales will be reinvested into the Science Communicator Fund to ensure long-term sustainability.
✅ Encourages young talent to enter science communication
✅ Creates real educational impact while strengthening Web3 awareness
✅ Positions PASTA as a movement that supports knowledge, not just memes
🥂 Marketcap: $50 Million – FSM Science & Art Expansion
💡 Scaling the Science Communicator Fund & Merging It with Web3 Art & Education
At $50M market cap, FSM takes science communication to the next level by expanding the existing fund and integrating art and scientific storytelling to inspire the next generation of scientists and creators.
1. Expanding Science Communication Grants
- More funding for young science communicators (under 24) – helping them grow their presence on YouTube, TikTok, and other platforms.
- Mentorship program, where experienced communicators mentor younger ones and help them improve their skills.
2. Merging Science & Art
- Grants for NFT artists under 24 years old – funding digital artists who create scientific, Web3, or FSM-inspired artwork.
- Collaborations between artists and scientists to produce visually engaging educational projects.
- Virtual science-art exhibitions in the Metaverse, featuring NFT art that explains scientific concepts, Web3 technologies, and the FSM movement.
3. Continuous Funding & Expansion
- 50% of the profits from FSM merchandise sales will continue to be allocated to the Science & Art Fund.
- Partnerships with Web3 media and science organizations to maximize the program’s impact.
✅ Empowers young science communicators & artists
✅ Encourages creative storytelling around Web3 and science
✅ Expands the FSM brand beyond crypto and into real-world education
🚀 Marketcap: $100 Million – FSM Open Science & Web3 Art Initiative
💡 A Decentralized, Blockchain-Powered Platform for Science, Art & Knowledge
1. Decentralized Science & Knowledge Archive
- A Web3-based repository where young scientists and educators can publish, verify, and share scientific content without censorship or gatekeeping.
- NFT-based proof-of-creation for scientific projects, allowing creators to establish authenticity without traditional academic bureaucracy.
2. The FSM Web3 Art & Knowledge Hub
- A decentralized, immutable library of scientific illustrations, Web3-inspired art, and cultural works.
- Collaboration with young artists, educators, and institutions to store and distribute open-access educational materials.
- DAO-governed selection process, allowing the FSM community to curate and maintain the most valuable content.
3. Blockchain-Powered Grants & Scholarships
- DAO-managed funding pool for young scientists, artists, and educators to apply for research or creative project funding.
- Direct sponsorships for educational institutions that support decentralized knowledge-sharing.
✅ Web3 becomes the tool for scientific preservation & artistic evolution.
✅ PastaChain is not just a movement—it’s a revolution in decentralized knowledge & creativity.
✅ The culmination of history’s pursuit of free, open, and eternal knowledge.
Pastachain Tokenomics: The Foundation of the Saucy Blockchain
Token Launch and Migration
Initial Launch: The token will launch on the Moonshot Platform on the Solana Blockchain, chosen for its speed and low transaction costs. This gives early adopters and degenerate believers a seamless entry into FSM’s holy ecosystem. The launch will be sometime in February. If you want to know the exact date, check our Early adopter program in the NFT section of the website, or visit our Discord server.
Migration to Meteora: Once the initial moonshot achieves liftoff, the token will migrate to the Meteora platform. This migration ensures permanent liquidity lock via Meteora’s unique mechanism, securing the token’s stability for eternity. The 50 largest wallets will receive payouts based on Meteora’s fee distribution model, rewarding our most devout holders handsomely for their marinara-fueled faith.
Token Allocation: Transparent and Cost-Effective
All tokens for developers, Early Adopters Program, and marketing will initially be allocated to a single creator wallet, then transparently distributed to their respective wallets. Here’s the exact allocation:
Developers:s (5%) allocated by FSM Himself to the creators. Tokens initially held in:
Airdrop, Game & NFT Rewards, and FSM Science Communicator Fund: (4.67%) will fuel the ecosystem with airdrops, game rewards, and special incentives for NFT holders. Any tokens not distributed through these initiatives will be burned! 6Dqkidu7MUfuZUAQmTnYphN76fp3zvCDcPyBhLgg8WMa and 7dEhc55Q76N8KvsweDcMgb1fYgQgm4uBVAC7gYSCdBe3
Marketing: (2%) allocated for marketing, promotions, and partnerships. Initially allocated to the creator wallet, then transferred to marketing wallet:
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Liquidity Pool and Circulating Supply: The remaining 883,253,824 tokens (88.33%) allocated to liquidity pool and circulating supply.
A Token for the Brave and the Bold
The Pastachain isn’t just about tokens; it’s about creating a community of sauce-drenched apes, pirates, and stripper worshippers who dare defy the matrix. With fair tokenomics, secure liquidity, dedicated marketing, and rewards for bold believers, FSM is built to outlast FOMO-driven chaos.
So, dear Anon, are you ready to YOLO into the sauciest blockchain project ever? Join the Pastachain revolution, embrace the sauce, and let’s take this to the moon, Mars, and even Uranus😉. rAmen.
❗️Core Treasury & Development Funds❗️
📌 Founder’s Wallet:
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So far, 133.5 million tokens have been burned from the Community wallets. The burns were carried out in two ways because, after leaving the Moonshot system, the Sol-Incinerator (yep, that’s how it’s spelled!) wasn’t detecting our token. After lengthy back-and-forth with their team, the issue was fixed. In the meantime, we went old-school—sending tokens to the wallet 1nc1nerator11111111111111111111111111111111. No human has access to this address, and millions of tokens are sent there daily, locked away forever. That dead wallet now holds 2.69% of the total token supply.
Once the Sol-Incinerator issue was resolved, our team started burning tokens through it. Now, the supply is actually shrinking—not just sitting locked up forever.
🔥Burn 1 – 2.5m tokens
🔥Burn 2 – 1.5m tokens
🔥Burn 3 – 1m tokens
🔥Burn 4 – 7m tokens
🔥Burn 5 – 14.5, tokens
🔥Burn 6 – 1m tokens
🔥Burn 7 – 1m tokens
🔥Burn 8 – 1m tokens
🔥 Burn 9 – 5m tokens
🔥 Burn 10 – 99m tokens
Total burnet tokens: 133.5m
Total value of burned tokens based on their price at the time of burning: $3,584.9
🍝 Holy Degeneracy for Science 🍝
If the degeneracy, irreverence, and downright noodly absurdity of Pastafarianism can serve as a vessel for science, then let it be so! The universe moves in mysterious ways, and sometimes the path to enlightenment and reason is not through dry academia, but through laughter, satire, and a movement that thrives in the depths of internet culture.
FSM has always been a divine mockery—a way to expose the irrational, the dogmatic, and the blindly accepted nonsense of the world. If that same chaotic, sauce-fueled energy can now be repurposed to spread real knowledge, critical thinking, and Web3 innovation, then we see no contradiction—only a higher calling. The Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory shall welcome those who wield humor in the name of science.
Booty Compass: Are You Sailing Straight?
Flip 10 cards and uncover your party crew—pirates or strippers.
The unmatched leftovers are yours to deal with: more pirates mean you’re setting sail for sausage waters, while more strippers crown you as the Sultan of Straightdom.
Choose wisely—your destiny is in your noodly hands!
