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🍝 $PASTA: DnZcYtXdiZLKF34aoWJjZ9zTcv4upr2B71He55Ntmoon
What is PASTA?
A divine, decentralized force of nature—favored by pirates, strippers, and degenerate intellectuals alike.
At its core, PASTA is more than just a cryptocurrency—it’s the next evolution of knowledge and culture. From the earliest scientific scrolls to the printing press, from Renaissance art to modern memes, humanity has always sought new ways to store, share, and immortalize ideas.
And now, we bring you the ultimate culmination of that journey—Web3, powered by FSM’s holy noodly wisdom.
PASTA is not just a store of value. It is a movement that fuses humor, science, and blockchain technology to create something greater than the sum of its degenerate parts. A decentralized sanctuary where memes meet philosophy, where satire fuels education, and where science and art are preserved on-chain, forever.
Let’s be clear: while we worship the Gospel and cherish the saucy wisdom of Bobby Henderson, we’re in no way affiliated with him. He is, however, a legend, and if we could, we’d send him an honorary lifetime supply of spaghetti and passive income. rAmen.
The Holy Trinity of Sauce and Chaos
The Holy NFTs
Rare, saucy, and blessed by FSM Himself. A collection that rewrites history and rewardsthe chosen ones.
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The Divine Coin (PASTA)
Not just another memecoin. This is THE sacred token of degeneracy and faith.
Soon on Meteora
Community: The Noodly Horde
A band of degens, believers, and pasta enthusiasts shaping the future of blockchain absurdity.
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Sailingmap to Saucy Glory: FSM Token’s Noodly Path to the Uranus and Beyond
🌕🚀Exiting Moonshot
A limited edition NFT collection, featuring FSM majestically flying off the moon and into the cosmic void.
🎯Marketcap: $1 Million
A “1 Million Club” NFT to every wallet holding more than 1 million tokens or any NFTs from the rare collection and above.
🎯Marketcap: $5 Million
A print-on-demand merch, featuring FSM in all His Noodly Glory. From saucy t-shirts to divine mugs, wear your faith and flex your sauce wherever you go!
🎯Marketcap: $10 Million
10 MILLION market cap. This is your reward. Don’t be a greedy little cunt.
🪐Marketcap: $20 Million: Entering a Centralized Exchange
A boil on demand, FSM pasta line, with different sorts of holy pasta.
🔬 Marketcap: $30 Million – FSM Science Communicator Fund
💡 Funding Young Science Communicators to Popularize Real Knowledge in Web3 and Beyond
At $30M market cap, FSM launches a fund to support young science communicators (under 24 years old) who create high-quality, engaging content that explains science, blockchain, and critical thinking.
Who qualifies?
- Aspiring YouTubers, TikTokers, bloggers, and podcasters under 24 years old who focus on science and Web3 education.
- Content that debunks misinformation and promotes rational, scientific thinking.
- Young creators who want to inspire others to explore science and blockchain.
How it works?
- Applicants submit their video/blog/podcast idea for funding.
- The community votes on the best submissions.
- Approved projects receive funding in $PASTA or USDC to help them create their content.
Sustained Funding Model:
- 50% of the profits from FSM merchandise sales will be reinvested into the Science Communicator Fund to ensure long-term sustainability.
✅ Encourages young talent to enter science communication
✅ Creates real educational impact while strengthening Web3 awareness
✅ Positions PASTA as a movement that supports knowledge, not just memes
🥂 Marketcap: $50 Million – FSM Science & Art Expansion
💡 Scaling the Science Communicator Fund & Merging It with Web3 Art & Education
At $50M market cap, FSM takes science communication to the next level by expanding the existing fund and integrating art and scientific storytelling to inspire the next generation of scientists and creators.
1. Expanding Science Communication Grants
- More funding for young science communicators (under 24) – helping them grow their presence on YouTube, TikTok, and other platforms.
- Mentorship program, where experienced communicators mentor younger ones and help them improve their skills.
2. Merging Science & Art
- Grants for NFT artists under 24 years old – funding digital artists who create scientific, Web3, or FSM-inspired artwork.
- Collaborations between artists and scientists to produce visually engaging educational projects.
- Virtual science-art exhibitions in the Metaverse, featuring NFT art that explains scientific concepts, Web3 technologies, and the FSM movement.
3. Continuous Funding & Expansion
- 50% of the profits from FSM merchandise sales will continue to be allocated to the Science & Art Fund.
- Partnerships with Web3 media and science organizations to maximize the program’s impact.
✅ Empowers young science communicators & artists
✅ Encourages creative storytelling around Web3 and science
✅ Expands the FSM brand beyond crypto and into real-world education
🚀 Marketcap: $100 Million – FSM Open Science & Web3 Art Initiative
💡 A Decentralized, Blockchain-Powered Platform for Science, Art & Knowledge
1. Decentralized Science & Knowledge Archive
- A Web3-based repository where young scientists and educators can publish, verify, and share scientific content without censorship or gatekeeping.
- NFT-based proof-of-creation for scientific projects, allowing creators to establish authenticity without traditional academic bureaucracy.
2. The FSM Web3 Art & Knowledge Hub
- A decentralized, immutable library of scientific illustrations, Web3-inspired art, and cultural works.
- Collaboration with young artists, educators, and institutions to store and distribute open-access educational materials.
- DAO-governed selection process, allowing the FSM community to curate and maintain the most valuable content.
3. Blockchain-Powered Grants & Scholarships
- DAO-managed funding pool for young scientists, artists, and educators to apply for research or creative project funding.
- Direct sponsorships for educational institutions that support decentralized knowledge-sharing.
✅ Web3 becomes the tool for scientific preservation & artistic evolution.
✅ PastaChain is not just a movement—it’s a revolution in decentralized knowledge & creativity.
✅ The culmination of history’s pursuit of free, open, and eternal knowledge.
Pastachain Tokenomics: The Foundation of the Saucy Blockchain
Token Launch and Migration
Initial Launch: The token will launch on the Moonshot Platform on the Solana Blockchain, chosen for its speed and low transaction costs. This gives early adopters and degenerate believers a seamless entry into FSM’s holy ecosystem. The launch will be sometime in February. If you want to know when exactly will it be, check our Early adopter program in the NFT section of the website, or visit our Discord server.
Migration to Meteora: Once the initial moonshot has achieved liftoff, the token will migrate to the Meteora platform. This migration ensures permanent liquidity lock via Meteora’s unique mechanism, securing the token’s stability for eternity. We have chosen Meteora, because, after migrating to the decentralized market of Meteora the liquidity pool remains locked forever, protecting the project and its believers. The 50 largest wallets will receive payouts based on Meteora’s fee distribution model, ensuring that our most devout holders are rewarded handsomely for their marinara-fueled faith.
Token Allocation: A Transparent and Cost-Effective Distribution System
To ensure low costs, efficiency, and error-free transfers, all tokens for the developers, Early Adopters Program, and marketing efforts will initially be allocated to a single creator wallet. From there, the tokens will be distributed to their respective wallets to guarantee transparency and smooth operations. Here’s the exact process:
Developers: 50,000,000 tokens (5%) are allocated to the developers by FSM Himself as a token of appreciation for their unwavering dedication to His Noodly Glory. These tokens will remain in the creator wallet: B75RrGipzjnBGByhEe8Am55wRXz19ucJTspUGCUNZtC
NFT Program and Science Reserve: 46,746,176 tokens (4.67%) ignite the NFT Program, rallying FSM’s saucy meme legion to hype science like never before with epic digital drops! Tokens kick off in the creator wallet, then swirl into the NFT wallet for a pre-launch blast. Any leftovers splash into the FSM Science Communicator Fund, empowering young popularizers to spread the noodly word. A meme coin’s the perfect science hype machine – catch the NFT launch! BYuVMbPSeLmX2crnBoXU18LFV4fSLRwUDQQxTKP3XVPh
Marketing: 20,000,000 tokens (2%) are designated for marketing efforts, supporting campaigns, partnerships, and promotions to spread FSM’s noodly gospel. Like the Early Adopters tokens, the marketing tokens are initially allocated to the creator wallet. They are then directly transferred to the dedicated marketing wallet to ensure full transparency and efficient use of funds for promotional activities.
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The remaining 883,253,824 tokens (88.33%) are allocated to the liquidity pool and the circulating supply.
This streamlined process ensures that all allocations are transparent, cost-efficient, and distributed with precision. By temporarily centralizing token management in the creator wallet and promptly transferring the respective allocations to their dedicated wallets, FSM guarantees that His saucy plan unfolds without a hitch. rAmen.
A Token for the Brave and the Bold
The Pastachain isn’t just about tokens; it’s about creating a community of sauce-drenched apes, pirates, and stripper worshippers who dare to defy the matrix. With a fair and transparent distribution plan, a secure liquidity system, dedicated marketing funds, and rewards for the boldest believers, FSM’s tokenomics are designed to outlast the FOMO-driven chaos of lesser projects.
So, dear Anon, are you ready to YOLO into the sauciest blockchain project in existence? Join the Pastachain revolution, embrace the sauce, and let’s take this to the moon, Mars, and yes, even Uranus😉. rAmen.
🍝 Holy Degeneracy for Science 🍝
If the degeneracy, irreverence, and downright noodly absurdity of Pastafarianism can serve as a vessel for science, then let it be so! The universe moves in mysterious ways, and sometimes the path to enlightenment and reason is not through dry academia, but through laughter, satire, and a movement that thrives in the depths of internet culture.
FSM has always been a divine mockery—a way to expose the irrational, the dogmatic, and the blindly accepted nonsense of the world. If that same chaotic, sauce-fueled energy can now be repurposed to spread real knowledge, critical thinking, and Web3 innovation, then we see no contradiction—only a higher calling. The Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory shall welcome those who wield humor in the name of science.
Booty Compass: Are You Sailing Straight?
Flip 10 cards and uncover your party crew—pirates or strippers.
The unmatched leftovers are yours to deal with: more pirates mean you’re setting sail for sausage waters, while more strippers crown you as the Sultan of Straightdom.
Choose wisely—your destiny is in your noodly hands!
