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What is PASTA?

A divine, decentralized force of nature—favored by pirates, strippers, and degenerate intellectuals alike.

At its core, PASTA is more than just a cryptocurrency—it’s the next evolution of knowledge and culture. From the earliest scientific scrolls to the printing press, from Renaissance art to modern memes, humanity has always sought new ways to store, share, and immortalize ideas.
And now, we bring you the ultimate culmination of that journey—Web3, powered by FSM’s holy noodly wisdom.
PASTA is not just a store of value. It is a movement that fuses humor, science, and blockchain technology to create something greater than the sum of its degenerate parts. A decentralized sanctuary where memes meet philosophy, where satire fuels education, and where science and art are preserved on-chain, forever.
Let’s be clear: while we worship the Gospel and cherish the saucy wisdom of Bobby Henderson, we’re in no way affiliated with him. He is, however, a legend, and if we could, we’d send him an honorary lifetime supply of spaghetti and passive income. rAmen.

🍝 $PASTA is still boiling! 🔥

The sacred launch is set between March 20 – 22. Stay patient, stay saucy—FSM’s feast is almost ready!
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The Holy Trinity of Sauce and Chaos

The Holy NFTs

Rare, saucy, and blessed by FSM Himself. A collection that rewrites history and rewardsthe chosen ones.

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The Divine Coin (PASTA)

Not just another memecoin. This is THE sacred token of degeneracy and faith.

Soon on Meteora

Community: The Noodly Horde

A band of degens, believers, and pasta enthusiasts shaping the future of blockchain absurdity.

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🍝 Holy Degeneracy for Science 🍝

If the degeneracy, irreverence, and downright noodly absurdity of Pastafarianism can serve as a vessel for science, then let it be so! The universe moves in mysterious ways, and sometimes the path to enlightenment and reason is not through dry academia, but through laughter, satire, and a movement that thrives in the depths of internet culture.
FSM has always been a divine mockery—a way to expose the irrational, the dogmatic, and the blindly accepted nonsense of the world. If that same chaotic, sauce-fueled energy can now be repurposed to spread real knowledge, critical thinking, and Web3 innovation, then we see no contradiction—only a higher calling. The Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory shall welcome those who wield humor in the name of science.