The First Taste: NFT Pre-Launch, Early Adopter Program & Challenges

Welcome, marinara enthusiasts and degenerate apes, to the NFT Pre-Launch Program, where early adopters are rewarded for their boldness and faith in FSM’s saucy vision. This isn’t just about collecting NFTs—it’s about seizing the chance to conquer the pasta-chain with an exclusive early adopter program and epic challenges. From unlocking token riches to solving the mysteries of our divine allocation, this is your path to glory. Here’s the breakdown of the pre-launch phases, the rewards that await, and why you need to dive in before this thing moons! 

Pre-Launch Program: 4 Phases

Phase 1: The Pioneer Batch (128 NFTs)

🎁 NFT Giveaway: 56 (50 Regular, 5 Rare, 1 Ultra-Rare)

🛒 NFTs for Sale: 72 (32 Regular, 16 Rare, 16 Ultra-Rare, 8 Epic)

🔓Phase 2 will be unlocked when ✅ >90%of the NFTs or ✅ 1 Epic are sold.

Phase 2: The Second Wave (128 NFTs)

🛒 NFTs for Sale: 128 (92 Regular, 32 Rare, 4 Ultra-Rare)

🔓Phase 3 will be unlocked when ✅ >85% of the NFTs or ✅ 2 Epics are sold

Phase 3: The Expansion (256 NFTs)

🛒 NFTs for Sale: 256 (198 Regular, 48 Rare, 10 Ultra-Rare)

🔓Phase 4 will be unlocked when ✅ >75% of the NFTs or ✅ 6 Epics are sold

Phase 4: The Final Wave (512 NFTs)

🛒 Total NFTs: 512 (436 Regular, 65 Rare, 11 Ultra-Rare)

⚠️If previous conditions are unmet, the remaining NFTs will be minted after token launch.

Marinara blessings: Early Adopters Reward Program

Alright, here’s the deal: by snagging one of our divine NFTs, during pre-launch, you’re not just getting some pixelated spaghetti art—you’re securing a sweet token reward and insider info of the time frame of the token launch. The amount of tokens and the precision of the token launch time frame both depend on the tier of the NFT you buy. 

⚠️ If you manage to collect all 8 epic NFT’s under one wallet your rewards will be doubled to 16 777 216 tokens.

Not convinced yed? Here is a  graph which compares the token reward payout multiples across different NFT tiers, plotted against the market cap of the tokens (in millions USD). Each tier—Regular, Rare, Ultra-Rare, and Epic—yields different payouts, and as expected, higher-tier NFTs are rewarded with larger 

multiples relative to their initial acquisition price. Subtle hint: yes, the system favors those who go big.

The breakeven points are approximately 800K USD for Epic Exodia, 1.1 million USD for Ultra-Rare, 1.25 million USD for Rare, and 2.4 million USD for Regular tiers. But that’s just the beginning—if we reach 25 million USD market cap, token rewards increase in terms of value to 37.5X for the Epic tier, 21X for Rare and Ultra-Rare tiers, and 10.2X for Regular tier.

Unrealistic? That’s up to you, Anon. The more you shill this project across communities, the more likely we are to hit those milestones. The pasta-chain can moon, hit Mars, or even Uranus, depending on how much you grind. Remember: sky is the limit.

For practical reasons, NFT buyers will be added to a secret channel in the project’s Discord, according to their NFT tier, where they’ll get the launch time frame according to their tier. 

🌀The One True Schizoid Prophet Challenge 

The number of NFTs (1024) and their tier breakdown—808 Regular, 166 Rare, 42 Ultra-Rare, and 8 Epic—aren’t random. Neither is the token payout per NFT. It’s a divine puzzle crafted by FSM.

Solve it first, and you’ll be crowned The One True Schizoid Prophet 🏆 with 1,000,000 tokens 💰 gifted on launch day. You get one shot 🎯. Once cracked, a dated secret channel in Discord will prove no meddling.

Think you’re the chosen schizo? Join the Discord and find out. rAmen. 

First 500 Degens Challenge 🏁🎰

The first 500 who join our Discord channel will enter a lottery 🎟️ where 50 winners get a Regular NFT 🏆. Didn’t win? No sweat—you’ll still snag 1,024 tokens 💰 on launch. Join now and secure your spot among the saucy pioneers!

Why Should You Join Now?

FSM doesn’t bless the weak, the hesitant, or the broke. This early adopter program is designed to reward those who are willing to take risks, ensuring that the brave and daring are handsomely compensated for their faith in FSM’s saucy plan. The early adopter program will not be available after token launch, because FSM despises grifters. So whether you’re here to expand your NFT collection, stack memecoins, or simply escape the matrix of FOMO peasants, this is your moment to join FSM on his crusade to Uranus. rAmen.