Welcome to the Noodle Lords of Degeneracy, where the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) graces us with His Noodly magnificence through the most chaotic, offensive, and utterly unhinged NFT collection ever conceived. This masterpiece is no ordinary project. It is a marinara-drenched tribute to degeneracy, inspired by the world’s longest shitpost: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (GoFSM). Whether you’re a pirate, star investor working part-time in Wendy’s , or just a kissless virgin searching for the next 1000x, this is your ticket to the Moon, FSM bless
The collection consists of 1024 NFTs, spread across four tiers: 808 Regulars, 166 Rares, 42 Ultra-Rares, and 8 Epics, each with increasing levels of rarity and prestige. Each NFT in the Rare, Ultra-rare and Epic tier, comes with a unique title and description, guiding you on your visual voyage through GoFSM.
The total number of NFTs and their distribution in each tier is no coincidence—they hold divine significance, a coded message straight from the Noodly One. Crack the code and you will be rewarded 1,000,000 tokens and the eternal title of The One True Schizoid Prophet on launch day.
Regular Tier: “The Noodle Normies” (808 items)
The true breadsticks of this marinara banquet. These are the most basic items in the collection, perfect for apes who are too broke or too smooth-brained to reach for the rare sauce. Each one depicts FSM in his Noodly Glory. Basic? Yes. Divine? Absolutely.
Don’t sleep on these, Anon. Even the Regulars come with a little marinara blessing in the form of a small token reward for early adopters, because FSM pities the poor. rAmen
Rare Tier: “Pastalogues” (166 items)
The NFT’s in this tier dive deep into themes from GoFSM and serve as the ultimate proof that FSM created humanity and the world. For centuries, the elites have worked tirelessly to erase all traces of FSM’s existence, terrified that exposing His saucy pranks would unravel their control over you. The Rare Collection doesn’t just uncover history—it rewrites it, proving once and for all that FSM has always been here, noodling the timeline to His chaotic whims.. To the unenlightened faggots, these depictions might seem aimless and random, but don’t worry—we’ve included references to help your single-cell brain connect the dots.
Owning one of these rare beauties isn’t just a flex—it’s handsomely rewarded , because FSM believes in rocking the bold and mocking the broke. rAmen
Ultra-Rare Tier: “Holy Relics of the Noodly One” (42 items)
The NFT’s in this tier are divine artifacts crafted by FSM Himself, drippin in marinara and layered with chaos.These aren’t your average JPEGs; they’re a visual embodiment of the most sacred pillars of Pastafarianism.
From the beer volcano to the stripper factory, every image is a holy relic. These NFTs are not just collector’s items—they’re mandatory for any true sheep of FSM’s flock. And FSM rewards its most devoted followers not only in Heaven, but on Earth. rAmen.
Epic Tier: “The Exodia of Noodly Legends” (8 items)
This is it, champ. A set of 8 NFTs so legendary, so dripping in marinara divinity, that they form the ultimate Exodia of Pastafarianism. Each NFT is a vital piece of the holy puzzle, and owning even one places you at the absolute apex of the pastachain. Forget being a weaboo loser—this is your ticket to becoming the sauciest overlord the Pastachain has ever seen.
Let’s not sugarcoat it: this is EPIC. In fact, it is so epic that owning even one of these will get you laid free of charge. (Unbelievable, right?) Just walk into ANY strip club, flash your NFT, and watch the magic unfold. Strippers? Bouncers? They’ll fight to be the first to suck your soul straight out of your smegmatic wiener. They’ll let you hit it raw, beg for the dirty Sanchez, and plead for your Manhattan Chilli Dog. And listen, we know you’re the >be straight >gayest shit ever guy, Anon. No need to hide it. FSM celebrates all flavors of degeneracy.
Each NFT in this tier blesses you with 1,048,576 tokens, but collect all 8 in one wallet, and FSM doubles it to a mind-blowing 16,777,216 at launch. rAmen
This isn’t just an NFT collection; it’s an invitation to join the most exclusive community of degenerates, gamblers and basement-dwellers ever assembled. Early adopters are showered with parmesan blessings, rewarded with tokens on launch day, and armed with insider knowledge to help them moon their portfolios before the clueless normies catch on. And if you’re still scratching your head and wondering how spaghetti, pirates, and strippers all connect, don’t worry. Our FAQ (Fucking annoying questions) is here to spoon-feed you the truth, one meatball at a time.
FSM’s divine prank has brought us here, and this is your chance to secure your place in His saucy legacy. So slap on your colander, take your mom’s credit card, embrace your inner ape, and ride this collection to Uranus or to the closest Wendy’s dumpster. rAmen.