Epic Tier: “The Exodia of Noodly Legends” (8 items)
This is it, champ. The Epic Collection—a set of 8 NFTs so legendary, so dripping in marinara divinity, that they form the ultimate Exodia of Pastafarianism. Each NFT is a vital piece of the holy puzzle, and owning even one places you at the absolute apex of the pastachain. Forget being a degenerate ape—this is your ticket to becoming the sauciest overlord the Pastachain has ever seen.
Let’s not sugarcoat it: this is EPIC. In fact, it is so epic that owning even one of these NFT’s will get you laid free of charge. (Even FSM can’t comprehend how this is possible btw.) Just walk into ANY strip club, flash your NFT, and watch the magic unfold. Strippers, bouncers and visitors will fight to be the first to tame your one-eyed yoghurt slinger.
We know your >straight preferences, Anon. No need to hide it. FSM celebrates all flavors of degeneracy.
Still not convinced this is worth it? Here’s the kicker: Each NFT blesses its holder with 1,048,576 tokens, which FSM Himself will gift you upon token launch. Collect all 8 NFTs under one wallet, and FSM will double your blessings to a whopping 16,777,216 tokens. That’s right, virgin—doubled rewards. But only during the prelaunch. FSM doesn’t reward grifters looking to profit off His umatched generosity. So, dear Anon, the choice is yours. Will you bathe in noodly glory or stay broke, lurking on /b/, crying yourself to sleep next to your waifu pillow? The saucy rewards are waiting for you—FSM bless the bold and daring. rAmen.
The sauce flows endlessly #1/8
You’re here for more than JPEGs, aren’t you, ape? Start the journey or stay broke and forgotten.
Whispers of chaos echo here #2/8
Only the bold will see this through. Collect or cope. Part 2/8—no excuses, you smooth brain.
Beer flows, but not for you. #3/8
Unless, of course, you hold the key. One more step toward total sauce supremacy.
Every word is sacred, even if you don’t understand it #4/8
Another piece of marinara lore secured. Keep grinding, degenerate.
Noodles twist endlessly in cosmic alignment #5/8
You don’t get it, do you? Collect and pray it makes sense. 5/8 unlocked.
Some paths lead to eternal vice #6/8
Part 6/8—closer to glory, but still a loser until you have them all. Get sauced.
They watch. They know #7/8
One relic away from Pastachain domination. Think you’ll get there? Probably not, but try.
