Rare Tier: “Pastalogues” (166 items)
The NFT’s in this tier aren’t just art—they’re marinara-laced proof FSM is the one true creator. For centuries, elites have desperately hidden His influence, knowing their power would collapse if His chaotic pranks came to light. Not anymore. This collection rewrites the script with His noodly interferences on full display. Some NFTs pull from GoFSM, so check the references in the descriptions- you might learn something, dipshit.
Owning one of these rare beauties isn’t just a flex—it’s handsomely rewarded under our early adopter program, because FSM is truly generous. The only question is, will you be brave enough to own a piece of the truth and be part of the rebellion, or will you continue to be a clueless, whiny, scared little cunt? rAmen.
Protec, Protec, Protec!
#66
FSM shields Trump, saving his most distinguished shitposter from harm. A divine intervention of humanity’s meme-loving deity.
Sacred Evidence: The Moon Landing
#65
Behold the first man on the moon: undeniable proof for those still clinging to conspiracy nonsense. Get fukt, gullible clowns.
Adam and (St)eve
#74
FSM handing Eve the Sacred Meatball: ‘This isn’t temptation, it’s a cheat code for divine taste.’
Why are you gay?
#75
Aristotle was gae, just like you, dear Anon. And no, saying nohomo at the end or starting a gntxt with >bestraight, doesn’t change this fact. GoFSM p.8
FSM and the Eruption of Vesuvius
#76
An ancient roman mosaic of FSM staring in shock as Vesuvius erupts, just like your mom when she found out I “erupted” in her last night. History repeats itself.
Noodles of Honor
#77
As the stars and stripes rise, FSM’s noodly arms reach for victory, forever united with the courage of American soldiers.
Spaghetti Spirit
#78
Cobain sang about misery, but the FSM offers solace in carbs. RIP Kurt, colanders can relate now.
FSMona Lisa
#79
SM’s the ultimate rizzler. He pulled Mona Lisa, but let’s be honest—she’s barely a 5/10
FSM and the Great Wave
#80
FSM and the Great Wave of Kanagawa: ukiyo-e art meets noodly divinity in a storm of sauce and chaos.
An unpleasant surprise
#81
The pirate and the hooker’s faces say it all: neither was prepared for the sheer size of the other’s Johnson.
Darwin and the Asphalt King
#82
Darwin presents the award: ‘To all motorcyclists, thank you for your countless organ donations. Your stupidity has saved many lives on the expense of yours. Keep the good work, kangz.
Jobs Presents, FSM Blesses
#83
FSM makes his debut on the first iPhone screen, turning Jobs’ big reveal into a holy moment.
A dedicated Pastafarian
#84
“Part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought.” —GEORGE W. BUSH, closet Pastafarian. GoFSM p. 2
6 000 000 USDT
#85
A noodly masterpiece: FSM taped. Embrace your inner Justin Sun and drop your crypto bags.
The Holy Sauce in Bloom
#86
Van Gogh’s sunflowers? Mid. FSM’s version? Divine. Extra marinara included. rAmen.
The Meatball Offering
#87
Yeah, Anon, we know you wish serving her your own meatballs, but wake up, touch grass, and stop simping for AI thots you pathetic cuck.
Holy Men and Eternal Cheese
#88
Parmesan rains from an obese priest’s hand, though most ends up on his own plate. Divine cheese, irresistible even to the faithful.
Divine Inspiration: Fleming’s Discovery
#89
FSM guides Fleming to penicillin: ‘Thanks to His noodly revelation, the clap’s evil cousin won’t leave you a Lenin-like veggie.’ GoFSM p. 19.
FSM and the Cat: Eternal Mischief
#90
Whether the cat lives or dies, FSM’s real trick is making you question your sanity as He pranks your experiments endlessly.
Divine Noodles Meet Samurai Blades
#91
Samurai swords clash as FSM looms above, a silent noodly witness to feudal chaos.
The Persistence of Noodles
#92
FSM in Dalí’s dreamscape: marinara-soaked appendages melt into the surreal flow of time.
